Vamos con un chiste americano:
A successful accountant, tragically killed by a speeding bus, arrives at the Pearly Gates and is welcomed by St Peter.
St Peter explains that she will need to spend one day in Heaven and one day in Hell before she decides where she would like to spend eternity.
With great trepidation, she enters Hell and is amazed to find a beautiful golf course, friends and colleagues who welcome her, terrific food, a great party, and even a nice-guy evil. At the end of her day, she regretfully leaves Hell in order to experience her day in Heaven. That experience is quite good also, with the clouds, angels, harps, and singing that she expected.
St Peter pushes her to make the decision of a lifetime (and beyond). In which place would she spend eternity - Heaven or Hell? You guessed it - she chooses Hell. When she returns to Hell, she finds a desolate wasteland and her friends dressed in rags, picking up garbage. There are no parties - only misery and despair.
She says to the Devil, "I don´t understand. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club, we ate lobster, and we danced and had a great time. Now I see a wasteland and all my friends look miserable". The devil looks at her and smiles. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you´re an employee."
No tenemos conciencia, ya lo se :DDD.
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